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Let’s face it… We had to have one of these forms because that’s just good business. But who are we kidding? The only people who will use this form are marketers and bots trying to hawk their wares on us. So, fill it out. Make it funny. Because whoever sends us spam gets an immortal kung fu monkey sent to their door to face him in mortal kombat. Not the game, no. He will fight you to the death for wasting our time.